OK people, this isn’t funny at all! It’s one thing to kidnap me, but leave my cousin Roulf alone. This is the first year his Mum let him go to the lake and what happens? Someone has to kidnap him.
I’d like to know why it is that whenever someone see’s a gnome, they think they have to kidnap us. Roulf, if you are reading this, wherever you may be, don’t worry. I will rescue you.
Look closely at this picture. If you’ve seen him, please let me know as soon as possible. I don’t have a lot of money because I only get a small weekly allowance, but somehow I’ll find enough money to pay you if that that is the only way his Mum can get him back.
You may be laughing now, but you won’t be laughing when I find out who took him! Don’t mess with my friends.
Dear Ernie,
After you told me about your adventures on the “other side of the tracks” while camping, I had to check it out myself. I am having a blast and have so many stories to tell you! I will see you soon, ok? Miss you!
Thank heavens you are OK. I was so worried you were lost. Sounds like you’re having fun. Please let us know where you are and what you are doing and I’ll pass it on to everyone else.
Roulphy– WHERE ARE YOU. You poor baby. You must be terrified. What do “they” want Roulph? When I go to my gardens, the other knomes just turn their little backs on me. I CAME BACK HOME WITHOUT YOU. They are not doing their jobs watching the gardens. The guinies are pooping all over. Please tell me how to get you back.
signed your poor greiving mamma